When it come to oral sex there is the biggest, childish, not keeping it real debate going on for no damn reason. Why, because people like to do it but are too damn embarrassed to admit it because it’s thought of as nasty, gross, whorish, and just a epic HOT MESS. But why??
Let be real girls don’t like to do it because one they don’t wana be on their knees for a guy, or as one of my friends likes it put it its like saying “let me suck the pee-pee out”, ya I had to laugh my butt off when she said that one.
As for guys they don’t wana do it for different reasons I had one guy tell me “its external” aka its hella wet, another one told me “I don’t eat anything that can get up and walk away” ya that one had me rolling on the floor laughing. However the thing that kills me about guys is that they always want a girl to go down on them and not return the favor SMH at them for wanting something for free, selfish assholes.
I find it funny how everyone wants it done but turns their nose up when someone wants the favor returned, but guess what I have a simple solution for that dilemma its called 69 people get with the program. You do me while I do you, simple as that.
In the reality of it all everyone does it or at least wants to try it but is just too damn worried about what their friends will think. I don’t know how many times one of my home girls have said they suck dick and someone else pushed their drink away as if they don’t do the same damn thing HOT MESS. People keep it 100 for once, you know damn well you do it, and you like it done, why not just add that to your covo when you are talking to your home boys or home girls about what you did the night before instead of cutting that part out like most people do. I don’t know why its so hard to keep it 100 now a days. People always wana be like “I’m grown I do WTF I want” well shit if that’s the case going down on someone and admitting it shouldn’t be that much of a problem so come out with now should it. NO, simple as that.
Im sorry yall but you KNOW I fuckes with Nicki Minaj, well while I was writing this blog this song started playing in my Itunes and I felt I was PERFECT for this subject
Uhnn You Want A Feaky Girl? Welcome To Nicki world. Umm Let Me Think What Can I Do To Kick It Off How Bout I Cum All On Your Dick And Then I Lick It Off. I Mean It’s SomeThing so Funny When It Get Soft I Like To Play With It Squeeze It Like A Stress Ball He Said He Like To Hear The Sound Of Me Slurpin It . Turn Off His Phone Cause Them Hoes Keep On Churpin It. Tell Me That I Get The Fattest Pussy In The Whole World And If I Let Him Eat It I Can Be His Old Girl. Fuck I Look Like Turning Down Some Head I Mean That’s Sorta Like A Bird Turning Down Some Bread. You Can Eat It Like A Treat, You Can Squart it, You Can Skeet, I’m A Freak I Love To Beat Just Don’t Get None In My Sheets. But Every Time I Pop The Cuchi Gucci Start Chokin Me Now I Kinda Scared I Got A Feelin Gucci Stalkin Me. Sex Game Kinky, Niggas Call Me Pinky Fuck A President I Am Nicki Lewinsky.
Ohhh You Want a freaky girl Welcome To Kimmy’s World You Ain’t Gone Wanna Leave It’s Like A Kid At Disney World. Ma Deep Trought Have You Squirtin Like a Water Gun. Cuchi Hole Flowin Like Some Body Let The Faulsit Run. But One Nut I Aim’t Done I Got More To Cum . Friends? Tell Um All To Come We Gone Have Some Fun Yeaaaaah chew on me like sum bubble gum, i lick yuh like a lollipop once you taste ma honey bun its our lil secret it like ma underwear you know pain is pleasure can you make me shed tears smack ma ass grab ma neck gott’em cumin everywhere imma freak so i dont care jus dont get nun in ma hair now he callin me wifey and he wanna introduce me takein me on shoppin sprees he wanna buy me gucci zooming like boopsy on the back of his suzuki and i aint even sex him all i did was let him eat ma.. coochie hahaha